"Every single domain of Microsoft is going to change to .net -- www.msn.net, www.hotmail.net, www.visualstudio.net, www.office.net, etc... -- and they will not be just sites. They will have the best of a computer program with the best of a site. Like Hotmail today. And I bet we'll se a lot of companies following the trail and starting .net sites."

www.zdnet.com/zdnn/stories/news/0,4586,263129
8,00.html

"Statistieken vanaf 22 december 1996, 20:29
Totaal aantal pageviews sinds de meting begon: 861."

nl.viewstat.nedstatbasic.net/cgi-bin/viewstat
?name=startpagina

www.once-upon-a-forest.com/sep-00/sep-00.html

De eerste screenshots leren ons dat de prullenbak vet omgekat is.

www.m0ss.com/Images/Whistler2250/

De Barenaked Ladies, een volstrekt oninteressante Canadese post-grunge band, past het koekoeksprincipe toe op Napster. In plaats van de laatste single haalt u een reclamepraatje voor hun nieuwe album op.

Maar dat boeit niet. Wel geinig is dat CNN zich een ware meester in de MP3-technologie toont door de ongevaarlijke download lekker spannend "trojan" te noemen en het bedoelde nummer "Pinch Me" aan te bieden in .WAV-formaat (47.8 MB).

www.cnn.com/2000/TECH/computing/09/18/trojan.
music/

"De site van het televisieprogramma Big Brother heeft op de eerste dag van uitzending twee miljoen pageviews opgeleverd. De CPM-prijs is dit jaar verhoogd tot 50 gulden. [...] Over de te verwachten reclame-inkomsten van de website wil IP geen exacte uitspraken doen."

www.emerce.nl/webwatch/webvertising/20000922b
.html

www.alt0169.com/0081.shtml#3295

www.alt0169.com/0082.shtml#3305

stronk.net

"an absolute, complete, unmitigated failure"

"We have to stop users and say, 'Before you look at my content, stop and look at this 15-second ad. And enjoy looking at it, because if it weren't for the ad, you'd have to give me money."

www.idg.net/ic_250547_1794_9-10000.html

"Nu is er een makelaar die in één klap al dat verjaarsvisitegezeur doet verstommen met een zelf opgestelde woningadvertentie op zijn website waarin alle clichés convergeren in een monument (welja) van zelfspot."

www.adformatie.nl/TamTam/TamTam2000-38.html

l-rs.org

"The mayor of a village on the French Riviera whose cemetery has run out of space has issued a decree telling people not to die. "It is forbidden for any person not in possession of a family vault to die on the village's territory," the order stated. (...) Mayor Gil Bernardi said he issued the death ban to highlight the lack of burial space in the village."

news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid
_936000/936266.stm

sorabji.com/nietgevonden/

"The black hole could hold 2.6 million stars, each with the same mass as the sun, inside a relatively tiny area that is less than the distance from the sun to Mars."

chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/article/0
,2669,SAV-0009210325,FF.html

Q9. Are there any jokes about Cesium?

A9. There is exactly one joke about Cesium. It goes like this. So these two Cesium atoms are walking down the street. Says the first Cesium atom, "oh my god! I think I'm missing an electron". Says the second, "are you sure?" Says the first, "I'm positive". HAHAHAHAHAHA :]

www.cs.rochester.edu/users/faculty/nelson/ces
ium/cesium_faq.html

"LinusTorvalds69: This whole blog thing is cool. I'm having a blast with it. I figured out how to do the archives, and now I'm linking and posting like a son of a bitch! I added a link to k10k on my sidebar earlier....gonna get major hits now, whoo hoo!

SteveJobsMac: Like we all didn't know that! If you want hits, you link to k10k. DUH. The perma-links are a royal pain in the ass, tho, aren't they? Been farting around with them all day, like I have nothing better to do!"

www.thenetstar.org/blahger/chatroom.html

"Longer than anticipated server backups have caused extensive delays in the Disk Defragmentation event. The teams from Bosnia and Croatia were favored to score highly in this event."

www.itolympics.org

"I hope to have a preliminary version with basic functionality ready for testing in April 2000"

plogger.com

www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/sep2000/
nf20000921_589.htm

In een negentig pagina's tellend document wordt ondermeer voorgesteld om de staat waar de koper van een digitale dienst woont belasting te laten heffen en elke staat op zich vrij te laten in de belangrijke beslissing of via het internet bestelde donuts al dan niet belast worden.

Opmerkelijk: deze Founding Fathers van een belastingstelsel voor de 21ste eeuw 2B huizen onder... geocities.

www.geocities.com/streamlined2000/

De oplossing van MutualFund.com: je mag haar oude domeinnaam kopen voor, erm:

"Millions"

www.postnet.com/postnet/stories.nsf/ByDocID/0
7223691723E4EA586256961002F6A9D

www.herfst.nl

"New advertisements in ICQ windows "

fileforum.efront.com/detail.php3?fid=92985137
7

(Onderstaande link is veilig.)

www.copyrightdavis.com/index_2.html

"The top ten Web sites -- by controlling 20 percent of what everybody on the Net sees -- is an astounding concentration of power that we probably haven't seen since the Roman Empire, in the sense that this is worldwide [...] That there are niche players that are still important, that are down in the hundred thousand to million ranking of Web sites, which is the kind of the original dream of the Web -- that, if you have something good to say, you'll find your audience, and they'll find you."

www.feedmag.com/re/re392.2.html

Hilarisch! Retecool zou schrijven: Dit trapt enorm hard kont!

www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Downs/2476/baard-
depost.htm

www.geocities.com/naffernl/naffer019.html

"Wij gaan even op zwart om ons te bezinnen op de toekomst."

www.afterthehype.com

"How often have you heard someone at a party say, "Oh, change the music, nobody is dancing to this song!" Well, that problem is now solved with Rolighed's invention, the PARTY OPTIMIZER. Stop dancing, and the music will change."

mindstorms.lego.com/products/vision/visioncmd
_rolighed.html